The first one is a strange phenomenon that Voyager has been tracking. It seems to be some kinda time-space anomaly that is an opening to a universe - which universe, I'm not too sure, but the prevailing opinion is that it opens to the dreaded Mirror Universe - populated by evil and twisted doppelgangers of our main universe selves. According to Jean, the first incursion into our universe from there actually happened during Captain Archer's time, which surprises me as there were no reports of it. If there were, then I would know - I'm the current keeper of the Archer family history. The rift is growing larger - Seven believes in 36 hours it'll be big enough to allow a ship to go through. Whose ship, I don't know, but I'm ready to defend Voyager. Always am ready.

Jean's statement that she is dating Commander Chakotay brings me to the conclusion that, when I went back in time, I also entered an alternate universe. While I understand why I would be missing from the crew manifests and logs, I don't understand why Shara and Jean wouldn't be mentioned in the logs. Therefore, I have concluded that I'm not in the past that lead to my present. That's really confusing. I never liked Temporal Mechanics.

The second anomaly is the most intriguing one - we call it Twitter Jail. It is the phenomenon where crewmembers randomly disappear to some unknown part of the universe and then come back. It's related to the usage of the device containing Twitter - Seven, Jean, Shara, and Harry have all encountered the Twitter Jail. Tuvok and B'Elanna have been trying to modify the shields in order to prevent this, although because of the nature of the anomaly, it will be very hard to prevent it. It is a strange consequence of Twitter's multiverse ability. Tuvok thinks it's because Harry only writes short sentences, but that's probably not true. I for one have never been in Twitter Jail, but I'll probably be in there sometime or another. We don't know where this Twitter Jail is as of yet, but when we do...we can probably save someone from it.

In other news, I've been contacted by two people in the Mirror Universe - Commodore Erika Hernandez, and the Mirror Harry Kim. The Commodore's...well, from what I've heard, she's nuts. It's strange to see her - I wouldn't have imagined for there to be a mirror Erika Hernandez. Mirror Harry Kim is really annoying the hell out of me, and every other female on this ship. I swear, he's worse than Captain Kirk when it comes to getting women. *sighs*

Anyway. I'm about to meet the Captain. She's invited me over for company.